A downloadable game for Windows

Hey! Welcome to Life with a Massive Dong. This is a project me and a few friends threw together for fun over a couple weeks in our spare time. It's really goofy and shouldn't be taken serious whatsoever. However, if you want to interpret deeper meaning from our dumb jokes, be my guest!

The game is created with a custom engine coded in OpenTK with C#. The game is not in a final state, but I kind of want to move onto other, more ambitious, projects. I may find time in the future to clean it up and implement more features if people want it.

Features you say? Well the game has 28 different endings. It boasts a character creator and dumb, sophomoric humor. Go to school and meet your fellow students or stay at home and interact with your foster parents. Bored? Go on the computer and browse the interwebs.

Bugs may exist! You are warned. Current version: 0.5.2

If the game does not run, try installing Microsoft's .NET redistributable 4.5.2 (https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/download/details.aspx?id=42642). It allows .NET applications to run on your computer. If it still doesn't run, leave a comment and I'll look into it.

That's it :) Download it and have fun, 100% free.

=== Engine Notes ===

If for some godly reason you want to use this engine for your own projects, the source code can be found here (https://github.com/minalear/VisualNovel). It's an absolute mess, but feel free to fork it and make whatever modifications you want.

=== Patch Notes ===


  • Fixed "Dumb Ending" bug
  • Fixed "Infinite BLUUUURGH" bug


  • Fixed "New Game" crash bug

Install instructions

Download the .zip file, extract it somewhere, and run the DongLife.exe


Life with a Massive Dong - v0.5.2 54 MB
Life with a Massive Dong - v0.5.1 54 MB

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